God bless your Democrat soldiers, and congratulations to you for demonstrating the Democrat gift for non-sequitur. It’s permitted to have an opinion on the war even if none of your loved ones are fighting, Gorebot.
(Brian, ignored by Vent Guy, 10/13/06)
Isn’t it ironic? We’re about to send Michael Vick to jail so he can
convert to Islam…right after he finds Jesus.
(Brian, Submitted 8/28/07)
Please, Your Honor, don’t send Michael Vick to jail. Anything to keep
him from converting to Nation of Islam and having to listen to Louis
Farrakhan go on and on about him.
(Brian, Submitted 8/28/07)
To the unspeakably rude, drunken old crone who yammered through the
Richard Thompson concert in Athens Tuesday night even (especially)
after I politely asked you to quit: if I thought you were capable of
embarrassment at your own behavior, I’d send in a Vent about it.
(Brian, Ignored by Vent Guy, but I felt a lot better after sending it, 10/24/06)
Goodbye, 96 Rock, hello XM Radio. You don’t honestly think I was
listening to you for anything besides the Regular Guys, do you?
(Brian, Ignored by Vent Guy, 10/25/06)
Christopher Rude? Usually when somebody’s not funny, I can at least
figure out what they’re doing that they think is funny. Rude is his
own perplexing breed of not funny.
(Brian, Ignored by Vent Guy, 10/26/06)
You’re certainly entitled to like whatever you like, but insisting
that it be called a limerick when it doesn’t have the proper rhyme and
rhythm scheme is just stupid.
(Brian, Ignored by Vent Guy, after a particularly egregious round of
“limerick” submissions from other venters, 11/8/06)
Those little labels on apples? I eat ‘em.
(Brian, Ignored by Vent Guy, 11/7/06)
Can we set up a guideline: if your feet are the shape and texture of a
rutabaga, don’t wear the ultra-pointy shoes? Uggh.
(Brian, Ignored by Vent Guy, 11/15/06)
Drive to Cordele or Vidalia to pay $400 to ride a train to Savannah?
WHERE DO I SIGN UP???
(Brian, Ignored by Vent Guy, 12/27/06)
