Vent 0: Archive

God bless your Democrat soldiers, and congratulations to you for demonstrating the Democrat gift for...

Aug 29th

Isn’t it ironic? We’re about to send Michael Vick to jail so he can convert to...

Aug 28th

Please, Your Honor, don’t send Michael Vick to jail. Anything to keep him from converting to...

Aug 28th

To the unspeakably rude, drunken old crone who yammered through the Richard Thompson concert in...

Aug 27th

Goodbye, 96 Rock, hello XM Radio. You don’t honestly think I was listening to you for...

Aug 27th

Those little labels on apples? I eat ‘em. (Brian, Ignored by Vent Guy, 11/7/06)

Aug 27th

You’re certainly entitled to like whatever you like, but insisting that it be called a...

Aug 27th

Christopher Rude? Usually when somebody’s not funny, I can at least figure out what...

Aug 27th

Drive to Cordele or Vidalia to pay $400 to ride a train to Savannah? WHERE DO I SIGN UP??? ...

Aug 27th

Can we set up a guideline: if your feet are the shape and texture of a rutabaga, don’t wear...

Aug 27th

Is it safe to turn on my radio again? This morning WSB played the Roaming Gnome, Ovaltine, and...

Aug 27th

I’m always reading about carjackings “turned bad,” where somebody ends up dead....

Aug 27th

This is your brain. This is your brain on pot. Hut one! Hut two! Hike! (Brian, Published in Vent,...

Aug 27th

Hey, kid, I speak McDonalds-ese. I know that “the shake machine’s not working”...

Aug 27th

Sheesh. I suppose every western that doesn’t feature a tragic gay love story from now on is...

Aug 27th

Sometimes I wish I didn’t know all the things I didn’t know when I was a kid. Then I...

Aug 27th

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